Monday, January 6, 2014

B3ar Trapp3d! Part 4: The Friend Level Where He’s Sometimes Asked To Cat Sit.

It took about 5 minutes to remove the shaft. 5 whole minutes, but Turtle was still very grateful. He wanted to return the favor by helping out with something.


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Although Xena was pretty much done, maybe Turtle could put away the tools or something.


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It was already evening and light was becoming scarce. That means no more fixing anything, so it might be time to go. However, what B3ar said next was rather unexpected.


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B3ar took Turtle’s hand and this is when Turtle feels like he’s taken the red pill.


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And the red pill is…


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Awesome…


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Sauce.


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Turtle learned three valuable lessons that evening: 1) That B3ar might be the coolest chick east of the Mississip, 2) Shelly somehow knows how to drift Lola without ever driving her beforehand, and 3) People clearly drift down the streets to get where they’re going. Like making a fanning motion down a straightaway and then going sideways around the bends like on a closed track. Lots of tires appear get sold in Valdosta. Except to people with FWD. Unless they do that e-brake flex thing. Or like to launch on like, a straightaway or something.

End Part 4